Excerpt: "Heath Halk runs his parliament of owls honorably. Every nest in Banff is his concern and he takes his job very seriously. He’s never given thought to finding a mate until Shelly Preston walks in, blindsiding him. Shelly holds her head high in spite of how the parliament views her parents. Shelly’s nest is trash. Everyone knows it. Most think she’s trash too. But Shelly won’t fly without honor despite the passion lying deep within her. She won’t shake her tail feathers for just any male. Anyone who knows her and flies by her side understands this about her."
How The World Would Be Different: Up until now, owls would not have been considered sexy. You would start seeing Sexy Owl costumes at Halloween parties. AskMen would publish an article about what men can learn from this trend: they should be looking for their "prey" at night. In a subsequent article about "Giving Her OWL-MAZING O’s," there would be a focus on how owls can rotate their heads and necks as much as 270 degrees in either direction, a skill that would be helpful to men in bed.
