What If It Hadn’t Been “Fifty Shades of Grey” But One Of These Erotic Novels Instead?
A Very Sexy Christmas by Karen Erickson
Excerpt: "Dumped by her loser boyfriend and attacked by a wayward Christmas figurine, stressed out Claire is knocked unconscious one night while decorating her apartment. Next thing she knows she's in bed with a gorgeous, sexy man -- one who offers to fulfill her every sexual desire. And she's not about to turn him down. Claire decides to lose the Scrooge attitude and embrace her inner holiday spirit. And just maybe all her Christmas dreams will come true…"
How The World Would Be Different: Psychology Today would write an article about evolutionary psychology, stating that humans evolved to celebrate winter holidays because if we hadn’t, our ancestors would have all committed suicide. Another psychology expert would be featured on the daytime TV circuit saying the popularity of this book has to do with our secret longing for the return of Pagan orgies. Someone else would argue that this story is about global warming. Also, Christians would be outraged that Christmas was being sexualized. There would be talks of a full-frontal Jesus in the next book. But when the movie version is released on December 25, the thing would makes tons of money at the box office. Especially in the Bible Belt.