What If It Hadn’t Been “Fifty Shades of Grey” But One Of These Erotic Novels Instead?
Alien Abduction: Probed By The Alien Warrior (Alien Breeding Sex) by Charlotte Green
Excerpt: "Alien warrior Zebulon has a simple mission: Go to Earth, abduct a suitable human female, implant her with his seed … After he’s probed and examined the feisty Earth woman and spent night after night filling her with his seed to create new Warrior Alturians … he’s developing feelings for her that he never imagined possible …"
How The World Would Be Different: Writers would debate about why alien abduction suddenly became so hot. The Daily Mail would proclaim that every woman secretly wants to be probed. This would outrage many readers. Op-eds would be written by women admitting that they hadn’t read the novel, but still have probing fantasies. On a blog called Feminism and Unsweetened Tea on my Front Porch, a writer would argue that alien erotica struck such a nerve because women crave something more evolved than human men. Also, there would be talks of a soap opera based on the novel. Macaulay Culkin will have expressed interest in playing the leading, male alien. Working title: “Thin, grey and handsome.”