His Penis: It is small. His Phallic Familiar: He Pingping His Personality: When he figured out he was on the, er, smaller side, he got a little worried. Would anyone ever love him -- and his diminutive friend? He decided he would be successful in life -- professionally and personally -- and he wasn't going to let his wiener size dictate his manhood. He set about achieving his goals and in his spare time researched the best small penis sex positions. Now, he's a self-made millionaire and a Don Juan of the 21st century. You name it, he can do it. Bring you home? (If you know what we mean.) No problem.