Oasis band member Liam Gallagher (left) is proud of his bad boy brow and relishes the fact that it's harrier than brother Noel's (right).
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.