10 All-American Men Who’ve Proven Size Matters
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Hometown: Asheville, Ohio
Length: Can't believe he didn't have to get custom pants
John Holmes and his peen appeared in about 2,500 pornos, so you’d think people would have seen it all. But there has been some debate over his one-eyed monster’s exact size. Screw magazine measured 12.58 inches; however, his ex-wife said it was 10 inches long and four inches wide. Either way, it’s a generous estimate. His life and his you-know-what are the stuff legends are made of. In fact, “Boogie Nights” is based on Holmes.