10 All-American Men Who’ve Proven Size Matters
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Hometown: Buffalo, New York
Height: Small man
Length: 2 halfsies
John Bobbit didn’t know how to use his toy, so he got it taken away … well, 50 percent of it was chopped off by his ex-wife Lorena in 1993. Supposedly, after he raped her, she decided to get revenge for all the years of spousal violence, but took backstabbing to a whole knew level. She was found not guilty by way of temporary insanity and now channels her skills cutting hair at Classy-Cuts. As for John, he got his Johnson reattached and stared in classic porn flicks like “Frankenpenis.” Oh yeah, and he is still in and out of court for misdemeanor domestic battery and grand larceny.