The Damson Dene Hotel might seem like a normal hotel, until you open the drawer of the bedside table looking for the bible and find a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey instead. Let's hope those walls are soundproof.
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…