We're all for <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-05/shopping-guide-heart-light-city/">heart prints</a> and <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-08/valentines-day-style-inspiration-hearts-and-ruffles-and-reds-oh-my/">red ruffles</a>, but we can definitely appreciate the more cynical side of love. If you're in a darker mood this Valentine's Day, check out these 6 irreverent accessories that are decidedly anti-love...
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.