Step #5: Add mascara and line the lower rims of your eyelids in white to make your eyes really pop. Here is what the finished eyes will look like, open and closed.
Product(s) Used: Prestige White Liner, $4, Drugstore.com; Maybelline Full 'N Soft Mascara in "Very Black," $7, Drugstore.com
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.