Rarely does TopShop do anything egregiously wrong -- on the women's side of its operation, at least. But on the men's side? Well, there's a reason why TopMan is lagging far behind its female counterpart in sales and hype. You can see what I mean by taking a look at TopMan's latest offerings -- a smattering of '80s-inspired jam shorts and football tops styled in the most incomprehensible ways. It's not simply that the clothes themselves are unfortunate -- it's that TopMan seems to think that its clients want to model themselves after nerdy gradeschoolers. As far as I can tell, that's not a recipe for success. But go ahead, take a look for yourself and tell us what you think.