The Help. If you are one of those needy shoppers, go somewhere else. Although Topshop is adequately staffed, the uber-trendy, super-skinny employees do little but run around in stilettos looking flustered and asking shoppers to "please stand against the wall to make room for traffic." Traffic? Uh, you mean, people. Although there is a personal shopper on the second floor her job seems to consist of gazing into her computer. Heh, I bet she was reading The Frisky!