burt cake

Even Magnum P.I, couldn’t have figured this one out. Tom Selleck is suddenly relevant again. Not just relevant, but hot! His CBS movie “Thin Ice” — he stars as small-town police chief/big-time hunk Jesse Stone — topped the ratings last Sunday with a Magnum 15.13 million viewers.

In celebration, we baked Tom a cake. Not really though. We just found a cake on the Internet while searching for sexy Tom pics. And we were sad that all men can’t grow choco-sprinkle chest hair. And then we found lots of people bake celebrity cakes. Which is weirdo. And then we searched for those. Check 'em out!