To Date Or Not To Date: Crazy Facial Hair Edition
The Cat Keeper Beard
Winona: I think I already know how you feel about this guy, Ami.
Ami: Obviously this is the most vile thing I've ever seen.
Winona: I think it's cute! He's a very caring and loving pet owner.
Ami: No comment.
Winona: Maybe this cat was the Lil' Bub of the 1800s.
Ami: His beard probably has toxemia, that disease that cats give you.
Winona: Well fine, I'll take him! He'll carve out a space in his beard for me too and we'll be a cozy little family and you'll be soooo jealous.
Ami: All yours.
Winona: P.S. Will you visit me in the hospital when I'm dying of toxemia?
Ami: Of course. I'll put our differences aside to nurse you back to health.