To Date Or Not To Date: Crazy Facial Hair Edition
Cousin It Beard
Winona: OK, like, I really want to be into this guy, because he obviously has a sense of humor, but I'm mostly terrified.
Ami: I couldn't make it happen simply because his beard is covering his lips and I could never kiss him and that would depress the shit out of me.
Winona: Oooh true, that beard is an intimacy blocker!
Ami: Facial hair should not prevent intimacy. That's where I draw the line.
Winona: I think that's a good policy.