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The Frisky: So the big stories this year were obviously the Gosselins, OctoMom, etc. Is there anyone on the verge right now who you think is going to blow up in 2010 and have a major comeback, at least in terms of making headlines?

MK: Hopefully, anybody from "Dynasty" or "Falcon Crest." They really need to come back into our lives. I think Miley might have a few scandals for some reason. I already see her sticking her toe out to see how far she can go. Other than that, you can't really predict the mess. It just drops in all our laps.

The Frisky: Seriously, who woulda thought about Tiger, or Lea Ann Rimes?

MK: NEVER! EVER. Or Michael Jackson. I would've never guessed it.

The Frisky: Whose personal life do you wish you knew more about? We knew next to nothing about Tiger's and then BAM. Who do you wish was less private?

MK: I think I only want to know more about La Toya. That's basically it. La Toya needs to go legit. Do something really classy. Like a dinner show in Reno. Something like that.

The Frisky: The next Celine, only low-budget

MK: YES! Less money, but more glamour.

The Frisky: What can celebs do to catch your interest in 2010? Rehab is totally boring, sex tapes never are as thrilling as we hope, popping out 18 babies has been done -- what would make your mouth salivate, story-wise? I'd like to see another celeb go totally crazy again, à la Anne Heche/Celestia.

MK: Giving birth to 18 babies while making a sex tape in rehab.

The Frisky: Well, that just about does it -- thank you for talking to me! I seriously think you're the funniest writer.

MK: Oh thank you! I'm not, Jackie Collins is. But thank you!