The Ultimate Thanksgiving Survival Guide
Chapter 4: Sexy Times
CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS: Keep an eye on your lust interest’s dining habits. Avoid anyone with a plate overflowing with Brussels sprouts and gravy.
DON’T GO THERE: A long afternoon of eating and drinking may lead to some sexy day-dreaming, but remember some lines should never be crossed.
WHERE TO GO: Even if you're with your significant other, a house full of family members is not an appropriate place to bang your brains out. First you must determine IF there is an appropriate time and place to have sex before you go about doing it.
WHEN IT HAPPENS: If you have found that special someone, acknowledge that Thanksgiving sex is a long shot. After all of that turkey, who has the energy to roll around in the hay? Before you go for it, set your expectations appropriately.