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I know I said I was going to stay away from Perez fights, but I lied. My favorite Twitter celebrity (for reals, he's hilarious) is John Mayer. After that whole Will.I.am incident, Mayer had some advice for dear Perez. "From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend." This was followed by an offering of help to the blogger, "I also want to train you in an old martial art called 'Never Call A Black Dude a F*ggot Jitsu.'" Perez got upset and said, "Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u." If Mayer took over Perez's website, I would totally die happy. [TMZ]