The Top 10 Worst Things To Happen To Men This Millennium
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Even though we want you to shave that pussy, I mean, goatee off your face, doesn't mean we want you to eliminate your body hair altogether. Look, I don't love getting a rogue pube stuck in my throat, but I'd prefer an unexpected flossing over junk that resembles a perfectly pruned topiary at Disney World. Did men start manscaping because shows like "Sex and the City" told them it would make their dicks look bigger? Or did they start waxing their chests and plucking their eyebrows on their own, because the absence of hair on women made them more insecure about their own wooliness? Does it even matter? All I know is I curse the day a furry chest and hairy balls became as retro as black-and-white TVs and 8-track tapes.