The Top 10 Worst Things To Happen To Men This Millennium
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Let me start off by saying that I am one of the only, if the only Frisky staffer that is a frequent-ish viewer of pornography. I don't watch any of that feminist, "for women" porn either. I'm like a dude -- if I wanted a story line, I wouldn't have stopped reading The Hunger Games in order to troll for hardcore smut on XTube. However, I am pretty sure that watching porn has had both positive and negative effects on my sexuality. But that's for another post. Porn is among one of the worst things to happen to men because it has made for completely unrealistic expectations of sex with real women. Generally speaking, women in porn do not have super long labia. Guess what? I do. Deal with it. Women in porn want two dicks in their butthole, and if a porn star can take two, than certainly a regular woman's butthole, with a dollop of lube, could take one. Right, baby, please? For me? Women in porn always (appear to) come. Regular women often don't, but more of them could and would, except you're jackhammering away at her vagina and it's starting to chafe, so she pretends to come so you'll just cut it out already. I could go on.