The Top 10 Things Florida Was The Best At This Year
Letting Kids Play With Dangerous Animals
If you live in Florida and your child is having a birthday party, you can choose between letting the little ones swim with baby alligators or tiger cubs. Just sign a release form and pray that nobody gets mauled to death. And if that idea doesn't appeal to you, there's always the playground, where there's bound to be a dirty condom to suck on.