Double Trouble Masturbator. You know, I don't even know what this is. I mean, I know, but what does it look like? It looks SCARY is what it looks like. If I saw this thing coming at me in a dark alley, I'd run the other way screaming at the top of my lungs. But, hey, maybe that's just me. Technically speaking, this is supposed to be a woman's hands smooshing her boobs together, so the guy can -- yeah, well, figure it out. Her name is Lacey. It looks like a cyclops.