The Walmart PB

Tomas Arenas of Arizona tried to shoplift beer from a local Walmart. When caught by security, the 56-year-old pulled down his pants and defecated "on the floor in front of many customers." He was arrested on suspicion of defecating in public, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, loitering and shoplifting. Never a dull day at Walmart. [AZ Central]