The Poop Windower Of Baltimore

Last March, Baltimore police reported that 27 cars in various neighborhoods had been the victims of Poop Windowing, the act of placing a bag of poop on the windshield of a car with the intent for it to be smeared by the windshield wipers. No suspects were identified, but one local witness stated that he saw a group of three, dark-clothed males carrying bags of feces, walking down Charles Street. Check your windows, people of Baltimore. [5FeetNothin]