Andrew Harris & Michael Cline

Florida teens Andrew Harris and Michael Cline snuck into the Renaissance Vinoy Resort & Golf Club in St. Petersberg and pooped in the pool. A security video showed Harris "defecating in his shorts, [reaching] into his shorts and [flinging] feces all over the pool." Then he swam to the bottom of the pool and made a giant "X" out of poop. How creative! Both boys faced felony burglary (and Poop Banditry) charges. [Miami New Times]