The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Jonathan Boldt, the Editor in Chief of the Utah Valley University Review was brave enough to speak out about the Poop Bandit terrorizing the restroom near his office:
"We have on the loose what has been dubbed the 'Poop Bandit' by our custodial team. Apparently, once a week, this degenerate leaves a fecal surprise on a mirror for our heroic janitors. I don’t use that term lightly—they are heroes. As an eye witness to the mayhem left by this loser, I salute our custodial crew."
I feel your pain, Sir. Sending you wishes for the speedy apprehension of your PB. [UVU Review]