The Frankenpenis

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The mere mention of John Wayne Bobbitt’s name can send a chill up a man’s spine. One thing you really don’t want to be famous for? Having your wife wallop off your ween with a carving knife and then tossing it out the window of a moving car. We shudder. Thankfully, a medical team was able to reattach Bobbitt’s bobbed boner, but he was never able to escape his pecker’s claim to fame. He went on to star in the XXX “John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut,” formed a band called The Severed Parts, returned to porn with a starring role in “Frankenpenis,” did some time in the WWF, and got arrested on multiple occassions. Last year, Bobbitt and his ex-wife Lorena appeared on “The Insider,” where Bobbitt apologized to Lorena for having mistreated her, and Lorena declared John was still in love with her because he had continued to send her Valentine’s Day and flowers. Go. Freakin’. Figure.