Who's more famous: Ron Jeremy or his tool? 'Tis hard to say. The former substitute teacher porked his way to infamy with his 9.75-inch schlong, which has starred in a Guinness World Record 2,000+ adult movies. While over the years Jeremy's hirsute and rotund physique has earned him the moniker "The Hedgehog," as a younger, slimmer man, he was able to autofellate himself. No small feat, surely.