After penile implant surgery went wrong, poor Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, had a hard-on for a decade. That's gotta hurt. Unfortunately, the Dura-II steel and plastic device made him go up but could not make him go down. As a result, the handyman became a recluse. "He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment." Lennon sued the doctor who botched his 1996 wang operation and won $400,000. Lesson learned? Don't dick with your dong.