I'm gonna give it to your straight: if you didn't get invited to Vanity Fair's infamous Oscar party, you're probably a sad, pathetic commoner like me. Practically everyone in Hollywood was there, though I chose to only feature those who didn't attend the awards or who changed into a pretty new frock for the party. And by the way, as much as we loved so many of the dresses on the Oscar red carpet, the dresses at Vanity Fair party put those to shame. Ah-mazing.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.