Natalie Portman

Amelia says: This dress is so close! Unlike Julie, I like the color of this dress, which appears to be somewhere in the eggplant/burgundy/brown family. I'm calling it "broggundy." The cut and detailing at the waist emphasizes her teeny tiny waist. But then, dear god, that flaccid enormous flower ruins it all.

Julie says: Unlike Amelia, I don't mind the floral boob poof on ol' Nat's dress. It's the sort of soupy poopy color that grosses me out.