Oh, TV's "Blossom," the rule of thumb is, either you do long sleeves or a long skirt, but not both. This dress looks so shlumpy!
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.