Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag

The Show: “The Hills.”

Married: In 2008 and 2009.

The Drama: What wasn’t dramatic about these two jerks? The couple married “privately” in a quick ceremony in Mexico and then again in a big ol’ church wedding with frenemy Lauren Conrad in attendance. In 2010, Montag finally filed for divorce, but then dropped the filing a few months later. Ugh, these two.

The Verdict: If they can stay together while out of the spotlight then, well, it must be true love. Gross.