This weekend, I was taking a cooking class with a friend when I was overcome with annoyance that my lips were chapped and my lip balm was tucked inside my purse all the way across the room. "Grr, I need lipbalm!" I whispered. "No problem!" my friend replied, reaching down the front her shirt and whipping out a tube of Chapstick.

We're good enough friends that I don't have any qualms with using Chapstick that was nestled between her bosoms (she later explained that the bra she was wearing is so roomy that she can store stuff inside the cups); but for those ladies who would prefer to store their miscellaneous crap alongside their own titties, there's this miraculous invention: the Joey Bra! The Joey Bra has build-in pockets for stowing away everything from your credit cards to your iPhone, with no one the wiser. Why didn't anyone think of this before? Genius! I'll have to tell my friend to get one -- as soon as she gets properly sized, that is. [$19.99, Joey Bra]

All bras are not created equal! Let's take a look at some other over-the-shoulder boulder holders than dare to be different.