Who he is: Senior Producer, All Things Considered
Why he's hot: He's smart, rugged, and get a load of those forearms!
Who would play him in a movie: Daniel Craig
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.