There was a moment during last night's Miss Universe pageant when the lead singer of Train warbled something awful about being on a private island that only Johnny Depp knows about, while the 10 Miss Universe finalists tried to whirl around him in their ballgowns, and I thought: This is what the Mayans were talking about. And yet! The Donald Trump-sponsored beauty pageant continues on, offering viewers a multi-layered competition involving ballgowns, swimsuits and intense judging panel questions about wearing swimsuits. Also, Giuliana Rancic and Andy Cohen hosted, so it was pretty much the gayest thing ever.
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.
Wait what?? Yay!
The creators of Cruel Intentions: The Musical in LA, are developing a musical based on Fox’s early oughts hit teen drama The O.C. and we are so very happy.
A Twitter account has been created by producer Jordan Ross and director Lindsey Rosin. Here is a tweet of…