I don't know about you guys, but if I was going to the premiere of a movie starring as many totally pretty guys as "Magic Mike" features, I'd try extra hard to look really good. But it seems like the vast majority of women who attended the "Magic Mike" red carpet premiere over the weekend didn't really bother. Maybe they thought they just couldn't compete against the gorgeousness of Channing Tatum and (ugh) Alex Pettyfer. Fair enough.
Check out their less than stellar sartorial offerings after the jump.