This "Great Gatsby" movie's been supposed to be coming out for, like, a year now, and I'm super happy it's almost here, mostly so I can stop receiving PR pitches every five seconds about "Great Gatsby"-style or "Great Gatsby"-themed accessories, the vast majority of which are not at all related to anything Roaring '20s in the slightest. That said, I'm very excited to see, you know, the actual "Great Gatsby" costumes, designed by Miuccia Prada and her team of worker bees.
And if the clothes worn at the New York premiere of the film are any indication, we have a lot to look forward to. Click through to see some of the best (and worst) on the red carpet...
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.