The Country Music Awards were held last night, and shock! Taylor Swift didn't win anything. For the first time in a gazillion years, audiences missed out on Swift's patented "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!" surprise face. Big winners included married country superstars Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, who must not have any mantle space left after their five combined wins last night.
But what you're really wondering is: What did the winners (and losers) wear?
Plus, Coco is worried that Baby Ice-T will tear her “petite vagina” during childbirth! TGIF!