I guess I could live with this feathery Matthew Williamson frock, but those shoes are killing me. KILLING ME. In close-ups, you can see the bit around the ankle is actually translucent, and it is awful. I'll spare you.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.