The ESPY Awards are a strange event when sportsfolk mingle with celebrity folk in a sweaty, bejeweled, alcohol-fueled haze. Or at least that's what I imagine it's like -- Ryan Reynolds and Vern Troyer were both there, after all. And there were lots of fashions -- especially from the athletic ladies, who are typically more prone to wearing sports bras and Nikes than sequins. But on another note, perhaps sequins should be integrated into athletic competitions more often? To dazzle and bewilder the opponent? Just a thought. The good, bad and sort of bag lady-esque looks from the event after the jump.