Name: Salman Rushdie
Claim To Fame: Prolific, award-winning writer who's a freaking knight!
Hotties Who’ve Been Spotted On His Arm: Padma Lakshmi (above), Pia Glenn, and Min Lieskovsky
His Hotness: 3 (and that’s just because he’s smart)
Their Hotness: 10
His Type: Intelligent, ethnic, modelesque
Average Age Difference: 30 years