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I was on the subway yesterday when a proselytizing vegan came pushing through the car screaming, “Our bodies were not meant to be a graveyard for dead animals!” The woman next to me quipped that she was “on her way to eat some ribs”; the cranky old man yelled, “What are you doing here?” I just shifted uncomfortably in my seat as the emaciated veganator flashed her crazy eyes and weird, homemade brochures at unenthusiastic passengers. Not that there’s anything wrong with choosing a vegetarian or vegan lifestyle, but I didn’t know there were vegan conversions going on. Reformed vegan Angelina Jolie claims that red meat helps her stay sexy. “I joke that a big, juicy steak is my beauty secret … but seriously, I love red meat. I was a vegan for a long time, and it nearly killed me. I found I was not getting enough nutrition,” she recently told reporters. Take that you vegan fundamentalists! [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more members of the celebrity vegan brigade who we think may need a good steak.