Prosthetic Eye

Dr. Melissa Barton sees a lot of odd stuff as an ER doctor. But the oddest she ever saw (pun intended) was a woman who had placed a prosthetic eyeball in her vagina for “safe keeping.” Why, you ask? Oh, she was preparing to have a fight with her neighbors and she told Dr. Barton that glass eyes “are pretty expensive and hard to replace.” I believe this earns her the nickname “Eyegina.” [Asia One]