The 9 Most Famously Miniscule Packages
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Jon Gosselin: On top of being the colossal d-bag that is Jon Gosselin, the most notorious Ed Hardy-wearer is also in possession of a small peen. Says Gosselin ex Hailey Glassman, "He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a 9-year-old boy. I’m serious. Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom."