Some tongues are better than others. Like the tongue belonging to Ani K of India. His tongue is a painter. Yes, his tongue makes art. He used to get ill from ingesting all that paint, but he got used to it, and now he can finish a masterpiece in only three days. You can watch his tongue working its magic here. And what has your tongue done lately? Licked an envelope? A crotch? Not good enough! Click through to see more of the world's most amazing tongues. Perhaps this will motivate your tongue to become more exceptional. [Videogum]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…