17. The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer
"I know they are a 'cultural phenomenon' but I felt like The Babysitter's Club series was more compelling and well-written. Ditto on Harry Potter. Feel free to throw tomatoes at my head now."
18. The Drama Of The Gifted Child: The Search For True Self by Alice Miller
Breaking news: your parents screwed you up.
19. Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
"It's a book about snap decisions. My snap decision is this book sucks."
20. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Just watch the Demi Moore movie. It's sexier.