1. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
No one is impressed you read Ayn Rand, except maybe Young Republicans.
2. Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
“If you want to show of your taste in DFW books, I will be much more impressed by Consider The Lobster.”
3. Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man by Steve Harvey
The advice is completely sexist and it wasn’t worth the waste of trees it was printed on.
4. Women, Food, and God by Geneen Roth
Ugh, what hath you wrought, Oprah?