33. The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
The moral of this book: bad things happen? It's all your fault.
34. The Art of War by Sun Tsu
Alternate title: "How To Get Ahead In Life By Being A Douchebag."
35. Sweet Valley High #40: On the Edge by Francine Pascal
More effective than the entire D.A.R.E. program in making teenage girls paranoid of trying cocaine. If you're cool with that, read away!
36. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë
A boring Goth opera that's all "WHY MEEEE" and, like, "SHUT UPPPP."