Men's fashion shows don't have the heightened sense of excitement and titillation around them that women's collections do. Perhaps that's because it's so highly unlikely that a dick will ever accidentally flop out on the runway the way a boob does. Or maybe it's because it's less socially acceptable for men to preen and pluck their feathers like fancy peacocks. Whatever the case, the men's collections are still worth checking out, if only to see the utter bizarro stuff these designers are sending down the runway.
After the jump, 20 of the weirdest, most hilarious looks from the Spring 2013 menswear shows.